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"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

"Young Frankenstein"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

Creative family

Open Source.

Dog Walker

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"Dang it."

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

"And a 'good morning' to you, too"

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

Shock Absorber and Environmental Ideas that Failed: Recycled Springs from Box Spring Mattresses.

"I'm not a mad scientist - I'm just a disappointed scientist."

"We need a brownfield site."

"Kid, with your circuits, and my contacts, we're goin' all da way."

'I only do biometric readings now.'

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

"The pensions industry needs to dramatically improve the way we communicate with customers."