Breakfast Innovator T-Shirts

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'How about some ice cream of wheat...hold the wheat?'

Uncle Tony's Famous Pancake Bowls

"2023 omelettes...Cereal."

'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"Watch dad flip eggs without using a spatula!"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

Power breakfast.

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

"Fresh pepper?"

'Propane ran out.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

"We're making progress."

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine