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'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

Back in 5 minutes!

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

"Lunchward ho!"

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

One Hour Sandwich shop

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

Sandwich filing.

Workaholic Business Lunch - In / Out

"Any requests? We're here for the entire lunch break."

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

'Why can't you just use the microwave like everyone else?'

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

'I haven't gone to lunch in eight years, so they're letting me retire one week early.'

"I've found that falling face first into my plate and snoring loudly is effective in ending a long lunch meeting."

I think he's just gone for an early lunch break.

'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on." (Colour)

"That's generous of Mike to offer, but there's really no good reason for your lunch breaks to require a designated driver."

"Since it's Easter I'll have a peanut butter and jelly bean sandwich."

'He's out to lunch...but he won't be long, nobody took him.'

CEO (Out to lunch).

"Can I have a standard lunch bag please Mum? They make fun of me at school when I eat out of my nose bag..."