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'Why can't you just use the microwave like everyone else?'

'Look Morrison, I've no objections to staff eating at their desks, but I have to draw the line at your pocket barbecue.'

"Since it's Easter I'll have a peanut butter and jelly bean sandwich."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

"Fresh pepper?"

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'Propane ran out.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"I brought my lunch."

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

"We're making progress."

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

Solar Range.

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'