Lunch Innovator Gifts

'Why can't you just use the microwave like everyone else?'

'Look Morrison, I've no objections to staff eating at their desks, but I have to draw the line at your pocket barbecue.'

"Since it's Easter I'll have a peanut butter and jelly bean sandwich."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"Fresh pepper?"

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

'Propane ran out.'

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"I brought my lunch."

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

"We're making progress."

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

Food history: Invention of the doughnut. Why the hole? Always leave them wanting more!

Solar Range.

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"