School Lunch Innovator Gifts

"Can I have a standard lunch bag please Mum? They make fun of me at school when I eat out of my nose bag..."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Schoolboy with lunch box.

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

'Why can't you just use the microwave like everyone else?'

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

"Ever since we started home schooling, I've developed more of an appreciation for school lunches."

"Don't forget... I packed your lunch for school..."

"Since it's Easter I'll have a peanut butter and jelly bean sandwich."

'Okay...who put my lunch through the mass spectrometer?'

Pink slime hot dogs.

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"Bleah! I'd stick to football if I were you, Rashford"

"I love math! I love spelling! I love school lunches!"

"Talk about cruel and unusual punishment!"

"I won't miss Michelle Obama."

'I always take my lunch on fish stick day.'

'Look Morrison, I've no objections to staff eating at their desks, but I have to draw the line at your pocket barbecue.'

"I don't understand my mom! She packed me two lunches like I'm the world's biggest eater!"

"Did your mom commandeer your lunch account again?"

'Well of course the custard's lumpy...it's got garlic in it.'