Lunch Break Innovator Gifts

'Okay...who put my lunch through the mass spectrometer?'

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

Out to Scrunch.

"Lunchward ho!"

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

"Lunch!"

Sandwich filing.

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

Workaholic Business Lunch - In / Out

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

"Any requests? We're here for the entire lunch break."

'Why can't you just use the microwave like everyone else?'

'First you feel shock, then anger, and finally remorse. It's the three stages of grief when buying the tuna sandwich.'

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

"It's a working lunch."

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

"I've found that falling face first into my plate and snoring loudly is effective in ending a long lunch meeting."

I think he's just gone for an early lunch break.

'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'

"Can I have a standard lunch bag please Mum? They make fun of me at school when I eat out of my nose bag..."