Lunch Menu Innovator Gifts

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

"Fresh pepper?"

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

'Propane ran out.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

"I brought my lunch."

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

"Call me crazy, but I say we give up on medical research and develop really healthy mac and cheese."

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

Food history: Invention of the doughnut. Why the hole? Always leave them wanting more!

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

Meat Poultry Fish. Genetically Modified Christmas Turkeys. Order Now. They inserted kangaroo DNA to make a product for stuffing, and octopus DNA so everybody gets a drumstick!

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

"Lunch!"