Budget Lunch Innovator Gifts

'Not a problem. On what they pay us, I can't afford lunch.'

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"Pie chart"

'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

Schoolboy with lunch box.

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

Cancel that turkey and prawn sandwich...

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

'Why can't you just use the microwave like everyone else?'

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.

"Since it's Easter I'll have a peanut butter and jelly bean sandwich."

'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

'It's just a scratch. I can still handle dessert.'

"Can I have a standard lunch bag please Mum? They make fun of me at school when I eat out of my nose bag..."

'Okay...who put my lunch through the mass spectrometer?'

"Watch dad flip eggs without using a spatula!"

Monsanto offices sandwich delivery

'How about some ice cream of wheat...hold the wheat?'

"I won't miss Michelle Obama."