Budget Lunch Innovator Prints

'Not a problem. On what they pay us, I can't afford lunch.'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"Pie chart"

'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

Schoolboy with lunch box.

Cancel that turkey and prawn sandwich...

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'Why can't you just use the microwave like everyone else?'

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.

"Can I have a standard lunch bag please Mum? They make fun of me at school when I eat out of my nose bag..."

"Since it's Easter I'll have a peanut butter and jelly bean sandwich."

'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

'It's just a scratch. I can still handle dessert.'

'Okay...who put my lunch through the mass spectrometer?'

"Watch dad flip eggs without using a spatula!"

Monsanto offices sandwich delivery

'How about some ice cream of wheat...hold the wheat?'

"I won't miss Michelle Obama."

One man says to another 'Let's do lunch sometime.'