Budget Innovator Gifts

"I need to see your budget proposal."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

Smart card.

Economy.

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

"This guy might like fiddling with numbers, Dad – but is he any good at sums?"

He's our ideas man. I can never tell if he's working or not.

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

"The good news is that profits are up 76%. . . The BAD news is that costs are up 83%."

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

"I like your thinking Steve. Hiding the contract loopholes under the staples is brilliant."

"To save money, 5 employees will share the same computer. I got the idea while I was carpooling."

Economist!

Modular Offices

Dare to be different.

Small Businesses Go Under.

'Surely you can manage on your salary!'

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

Budget Munchies

'As all coherent strategy has failed, we turn to you.'

"Will you manage my portfolio?"

"As company chairman I'd like to thank you all for participating in the evenings entertainment and saving me �4000."