Budget-conscious Innovator Gifts

"As part of our attempt to save £22 billion in future Nurse Partridge will be stewing your medication from twigs and pigeon vomit!"

"We only got six days of funding."

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

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Sam's Nation Building

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

"Insulating the house was too expensive... so I just insulated Gerald instead."

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

'You never see one that says save some income.'

'Dad, the wine's been put into used barrels, just like you ordered. I got a great deal on them from Exxon.'

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Has somebody taken the staff development and training budget again?"

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'This is what telemedicine looks like for a small practice like ours.'

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

'Yeah sure it's cooking us from the inside out, but think of all the money we'll save on heating.'

"Upcycled, re-purposed and resin dipped - that's how gran would have wanted to go."

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'

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'YOU look at the size...and I'LL look at the price!'

'It's been a huge success.'

Proletariat Steak