Budget-conscious Tinkerer Gifts

'Imagine that tackle dealer wanting $7.50 to fix this reel.'

"Young Frankenstein"

"We only got six days of funding."

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

I'm buying last year's car today with next year's money.

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

Rodin's Nailbiter.

Old father time saving app

Affordable housing

Low income vampires.

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

'You never see one that says save some income.'

"Mom, call the appliance store. The self-cleaning stove isn't cleaning itself!"

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'

The Internet's Shortcut Key to the Facts of Life

'Gottleib, Gotlieb, look what I invented!'

"Dear, putting your phone down while eating is not 'living off the grid.'"

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

Father struggling with the microwave

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

Woman looking at "Get Well" cards which have been divided into two sections: "Insured" and "Uninsured".

'I'm on a fixed income, so these free offers are most welcome.'

"Your meat is too expensive. Aren't you passing your 'free range' savings onto the customer?"

'As you know, medical costs have skyrocketed -- that'll be fifty cents.'

"If anyone objects to this 'cut price' wedding, let him speak now or call at weekend cheap rate."

'This second prescription is to calm you down after you see the cost of the first one.'