Budget-conscious Tinkerer Mugs

'Imagine that tackle dealer wanting $7.50 to fix this reel.'

"Young Frankenstein"

"We only got six days of funding."

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

I'm buying last year's car today with next year's money.

I could have tinkered with it forever, but at some point you have to stop and call art finished.

Rodin's Nailbiter.

Old father time saving app

Affordable housing

Low income vampires.

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

"Mom, call the appliance store. The self-cleaning stove isn't cleaning itself!"

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'You never see one that says save some income.'

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

The Internet's Shortcut Key to the Facts of Life

"Dear, putting your phone down while eating is not 'living off the grid.'"

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'

'Gottleib, Gotlieb, look what I invented!'

One upside-down tomato planter. I can't wait for juicy, free tomatoes. It's $23.37 with tax. Not bad for homegrown tomahtas. Plus $8 for potting soil, $15 for the hanger, $11 for organic fertilizer, $16 � Hey! � Where are you going? To the "Pick and Save" market.

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

Father struggling with the microwave

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

"Your meat is too expensive. Aren't you passing your 'free range' savings onto the customer?"

Woman looking at "Get Well" cards which have been divided into two sections: "Insured" and "Uninsured".

'I'm on a fixed income, so these free offers are most welcome.'

"If anyone objects to this 'cut price' wedding, let him speak now or call at weekend cheap rate."

'As you know, medical costs have skyrocketed -- that'll be fifty cents.'