Mealtime Innovator Gifts

"Now that everyone in New York eats at 6, we need to eat at 3."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

Odd Spas

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

"Michael, do your dinner."

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'Why can't you just use the microwave like everyone else?'

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

"If you know what you want, please say so now, otherwise listen carefully, because the menu option have changed."

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"Oh, I see the problem – you brought impassable burgers."

"I see what I want to eat. Where do I click 'add to cart'?"

"Can I have a standard lunch bag please Mum? They make fun of me at school when I eat out of my nose bag..."

'We're having leftover-a-la-king!'

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

"Since it's Easter I'll have a peanut butter and jelly bean sandwich."

'Due to global warming the Baked Alaska has been replaced by Thawed Alaska.'

'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"