Mealtime Innovator Mugs

"Now that everyone in New York eats at 6, we need to eat at 3."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

Odd Spas

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"Michael, do your dinner."

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

'Why can't you just use the microwave like everyone else?'

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

Low Carb Dieter Birthdays - diving for meat from the pinata.

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

"If you know what you want, please say so now, otherwise listen carefully, because the menu option have changed."

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"I see what I want to eat. Where do I click 'add to cart'?"

"Oh, I see the problem – you brought impassable burgers."

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

"Can I have a standard lunch bag please Mum? They make fun of me at school when I eat out of my nose bag..."

'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'

'Due to global warming the Baked Alaska has been replaced by Thawed Alaska.'

'We're having leftover-a-la-king!'

"Since it's Easter I'll have a peanut butter and jelly bean sandwich."