Lunch Menu Innovator Mugs

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"Fresh pepper?"

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

'Propane ran out.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"I brought my lunch."

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

Solar Range.

"Call me crazy, but I say we give up on medical research and develop really healthy mac and cheese."

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

"Lunch!"

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"