Lunch Break Strategists Gifts

'Are you the client, or am I?'

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"Did you read this report? The average member of staff takes 19 minutes for lunch!"

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

"Lunchward ho!"

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

"Any requests? We're here for the entire lunch break."

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

Sandwich filing.

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

Workaholic Business Lunch - In / Out

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

'I'm on Break.'

"So hardly working....or hardly working?"

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

"I've found that falling face first into my plate and snoring loudly is effective in ending a long lunch meeting."

I think he's just gone for an early lunch break.

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on." (Colour)

'He's out to lunch...but he won't be long, nobody took him.'

"That's generous of Mike to offer, but there's really no good reason for your lunch breaks to require a designated driver."

'Okay...who put my lunch through the mass spectrometer?'

Restaurant: 'Out to Lunch'.

"Let's eat lunch in the park and play 'Guess that Stranger's Tax Bracket.'"

'O.K. you've made your point - take an extra 1/2 hour for lunch.'

The mystery of Professor McDougall's missing lasagna was solved.

"I can't talk now. I picked up my lunch instead of my phone."

"Your computer is making a horrible sound. Maybe the fan is going bad."