Lunch Break Master Gifts

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

Tartine

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

Back in 5 minutes!

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"Did you read this report? The average member of staff takes 19 minutes for lunch!"

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'

Out to Scrunch.

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

"Lunchward ho!"

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

One Hour Sandwich shop

"Lunch!"

Sandwich filing.

Out to get you. Back in one hour.

Workaholic Business Lunch - In / Out

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

Soup

"Any requests? We're here for the entire lunch break."

'First you feel shock, then anger, and finally remorse. It's the three stages of grief when buying the tuna sandwich.'

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

"It's a working lunch."

'I haven't gone to lunch in eight years, so they're letting me retire one week early.'

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

'Why is it the one moment I choose to relax you walk in?'

'Yo! It's lunchtime!'