Lunch Break Enthusiast Gifts

"Four Boilerplate Specials."

"I've found that falling face first into my plate and snoring loudly is effective in ending a long lunch meeting."

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

'I think this note say they are out to lunch.'

"Businessman's lunch today, Sir?"

I think he's just gone for an early lunch break.

Lunch break.

"Lunchward ho!"

'Hang on Bert, I think I've located my sandwiches!'

Workaholic Business Lunch - In / Out

"Let's eat lunch in the park and play 'Guess that Stranger's Tax Bracket.'"

"That's generous of Mike to offer, but there's really no good reason for your lunch breaks to require a designated driver."

"What happened to my beer? I had junior's milk today."

"Sir, I'd prefer you fax the document. Then I could pretend I didn't see it and maybe get out of here for some lunch!"

Webmaster's sign says: 'Access Denied: Offline Due to Lunch.'

Restaurant: 'Out to Lunch'.

Sandwich filing.

'Break time is over lads.'

'Well, she did it to me again... Left overs!'

'He's out to lunch...but he won't be long, nobody took him.'

'You're in luck! The coroner just got back from lunch.'

'O.K. you've made your point - take an extra 1/2 hour for lunch.'

Out to lunch - back at 1:00

"Then that lady next to me on the bus must be on her way to the hospital with my loose meat sandwich."

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

"I can't talk now. I picked up my lunch instead of my phone."

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Back in 5 minutes!

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

Lunch Meet

'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'

Out to Scrunch.

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch