School Lunch Reformer Gifts

'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'

"I won't miss Michelle Obama."

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

Schoolboy with lunch box.

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

'I think our mission statement should mention scholarship and attendance.'

Kate's first task as new principal was to right a number of wrongs.

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

'See, this is proof that your criticism of our educational system is right on!'

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

'The halcyon days of an apple for the teacher are a distant memory.'

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

The paper ranks local teachers. Teddy's math teacher is barely competent. Let's transfer him! Why? It's good training for the real world

2010 Teacher Layoffs.

"Ever since we started home schooling, I've developed more of an appreciation for school lunches."

"Don't forget... I packed your lunch for school..."

"Can I have a standard lunch bag please Mum? They make fun of me at school when I eat out of my nose bag..."

"Studies show teens get sleepy later than adults and need more sleep. We should start the school day later..."

"I love math! I love spelling! I love school lunches!"

"Mexican food?! This is America! I want pizza!"

"Bleah! I'd stick to football if I were you, Rashford"

Pink slime hot dogs.

'I'm home early. Due to budget cuts, the school district is laying off students.'

"Talk about cruel and unusual punishment!"

"We're undertaking an aggressive approach to student obesity. We call it, "No Behind Left on a Student.""

'I think I see why the numbers just aren't adding up.'

'I always take my lunch on fish stick day.'