School Lunch Critics Gifts

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

"Did your mom commandeer your lunch account again?"

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

Schoolboy with lunch box.

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

Wow, you're right! Your mom's regurgitated worms are way better than my mom's!

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

"Don't forget... I packed your lunch for school..."

"Ever since we started home schooling, I've developed more of an appreciation for school lunches."

"So you're cool with Tia Carmen working here?"

"Can I have a standard lunch bag please Mum? They make fun of me at school when I eat out of my nose bag..."

"Bleah! I'd stick to football if I were you, Rashford"

Pink slime hot dogs.

"I love math! I love spelling! I love school lunches!"

"Mexican food?! This is America! I want pizza!"

"Talk about cruel and unusual punishment!"

'I always take my lunch on fish stick day.'

"I won't miss Michelle Obama."

'That lunch didn't agree with me - it wasn't tax deductable.'

"I don't understand my mom! She packed me two lunches like I'm the world's biggest eater!"

'Well of course the custard's lumpy...it's got garlic in it.'

'I need an antacid. I'm having lunch in the school cafeteria today.'

'Is the scab-e-matter custard and green snot pie organic?'

'No, It's not last years leftovers.'

'And now a moment of silence so that we may never forget the tragic events of March 31st. . . when we ran out of napkins on sloppy Joe Day.'