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"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

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'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Before/After

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

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Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

"Fresh pepper?"

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'Propane ran out.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'