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Naming the Chickow meat. Cheef. Bicken. Beeficken??

6 Brothers Falafel

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

Cheese Secret

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

"Fresh pepper?"

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

'Propane ran out.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

"He's a quick learner."

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

"We're making progress."

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

"Call me crazy, but I say we give up on medical research and develop really healthy mac and cheese."

Meat Poultry Fish. Genetically Modified Christmas Turkeys. Order Now. They inserted kangaroo DNA to make a product for stuffing, and octopus DNA so everybody gets a drumstick!

Solar Range.

Food history: Invention of the doughnut. Why the hole? Always leave them wanting more!

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

Low Carb Dieter Birthdays - diving for meat from the pinata.