Early Riser Re-inventor Pillows

'I don't have to get up early anymore: I have my own worm-farm...'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

French Early Bird

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

1,572 Performances.

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

Waking Up With Rooster.

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"It's time to wake up!"

'Reinvent yourself, and get back to us.'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Sleepwalking to work.

Open Source.

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

Rooster

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

"What's the occasion?"

"Aaah, early morning, my favourite part of the day..."