Early Riser Humorist Pillows

Dawn Chorus.

"Let's start screaming now. It's five AM somewhere."

"It is 4:00am Sir, time to go to the airport..."

Early Bird.

Wordplay: Dawn Chorus

'I apologize, but I can't talk until my coffee gets to right...about...here...'

"Still a little sleepy, Tiger?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

French Early Bird

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

COWMIKAZES

1,572 Performances.

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

Cockerel sings the blues...

Waking Up With Rooster.

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"It's time to wake up!"

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

Sleepwalking to work.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning