Early Riser Pillows

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

'The early bird always catches the worm...'

'Well, I woke everybody up early this mornin'.'

"What's the occasion?"

"He didn't want to go. Probably suffering from a little separation anxiety."

'Being a dairy-cow is quite an easy job, but it's the dawn start every single day that's hard to get used to.'

'It's an earlybird table.'

'But you said to get you up at 6 because you had to wash your hair. . . but you said not matter how much you. . . but. . .'

Town crier rings bell for a wake up call.

'Is it to early to get the worm?'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Sleepwalking to work.

'It can work: If you wake up early and I go to bed late, we'll have time to play...'

'So when this alarm goes off you come and jump on me and lick my face.'

"Maybe I can be a campaign worker."

Sunrise

"I'm sorry, but we only serve worms between 4am and 6am."

'Never, Ever...make the mistake of setting your alarm for 3:00 a.m. if you intend to get up at 7:00 a.m.'

'I'm going to get up, do the treadmill, walk the dog and leave for work early. What are going to do?'

"Daylight saving and official time are of no importance to me: Only sunrise and sunset..."

'Do you plan on getting up early to get the worm ALL your life?'

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

"I have to get up for school early and my alarm clock is broken."

'Being a dairy-cow is quite an easy job, but it's the dawn start every single day that's hard to get used to'

'Oh, catching a worm here and there. How about you?'

'Never let me sign any nondisclosures before I have a full pot of coffee.'

"Aaah, early morning, my favourite part of the day..."

I don't really wake up until he yells coffee-doodle-doo.

Egg # 54,062

Later that same day.

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

Love your new top! Twig! It's hideous. Why are you fake-friending Eliza? It's not fake. She's a morning person. I need an a.m. pick-me-up! I'm not good enough for you? You don't drive past my house on your way to school. Hey, Jan! Nice bag!

Regular. Plus. Premium. Coffee.

Early Morning at Billingsgate Fish Market

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