Early Risers Pillows

Worms Sales, Inc.

'Come on, you heard the rooster: It means it's bedtime for you!'

Bird is begging near sign that reads; 'Can't get up early enough to catch a worm. Please help.'

Earlyworm, Inc...CEO

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

"I thought you knew - bed and breakfast rates here include milking the cows."

"So this sense of failure stems from the fact that you're not catching any worms despite getting up early?"

"Why are you up so early?"

"I never have a good excuse to be late: The teacher knows my dad wakes me up at dawn..."

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

'Plastic garbage cans are fine... but I really miss the cacophonous sound of metal can dropped...'

'We're out of coffee, sir -- would you like me to slap your face a little?'

"Ed woke each morning at dawn to feed his pets, and each morning at dawn, Bruno and Luna frightened Ed. Yaaaaa! Wha? Who's there?!"

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

Early Night Club

Wife woken by husband shooting rabbits from the bedroom window

The early cat.

What, you've never seen coffee with a worm in it? The Too-Early Bird.

Mega Corp. Employee Entrance. I like to get to work early, before my brain knows what I'm up to.

Night Owls v. Morning People

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Rapunzel in the Morning

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Bird Tweet.

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

French Early Bird

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"