Early Bird Humorists Pillows

Church Board: 'Come early and you can sit in the back.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Toast: the high energy food

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

I think it's time he left home.'

New York Scatological Society

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

Hen Night

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

'Good morning!'

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

'Sure I can do same day service.'

"And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too."

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

'Why can't I ever lead?'

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

Come on sun! I know you can do it!