Early Bird Prankster Pillows

'I know it's only six o'clock. That's what you get for sending me to bed so early!'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Future garbage truck driver.

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Turkey Autopsy

Toast: the high energy food

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Christmas Presents.

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

Santa Claws...

The Devil's advocaat.

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

"And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too."

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

World Cup Football Enthusiasm!

Anti-litter by-law in effect

'It might be a satanic cult: Not only did they chop his head off, they're stuffing his body with bread now...'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

Spider Preschool.

Turkey under mistletoe with sign that says: 'Kiss your ass goodbye'.

'If you are a good boy, Santa will bring you the tires next year.'

'Good morning!'

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'