Pre-game Prankster Pillows

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Beach con-man.

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

'I did it all from memory.'

Teddy Time Bears

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Clown Skis.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Teddy Bear

'I've got it written down...'

'Not bad, for naughty.'

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'