Sporty Pranksters Pillows

Man denies seeing two men when he is asked.

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Back to the Holidays

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

Tank color choices.

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Children in a Nursery.

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

"Sorry about this. Some kids from the neighborhood flushed a cherry bomb down our sub-atomic particle accelerator."

'No kidding? You don't wear anything underneath either?'

"So there's this big Mother...."

Hide and Seek

'The manager tol us not to let the other side see the ball and that's what I'm doing!'

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

Modern animal communication

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.

"They're fake plastic vampire fangs from a dress-up shop, but boy do they make the wolves turn around and leave me alone..."