Sporty Pranksters Gifts

Man denies seeing two men when he is asked.

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Extremely Practical Jokes.

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

"I think we both know who did it...."

Back to the Holidays

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

Children in a Nursery.

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

Tank color choices.

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

"Sorry about this. Some kids from the neighborhood flushed a cherry bomb down our sub-atomic particle accelerator."

'No kidding? You don't wear anything underneath either?'

Hide and Seek

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

"So there's this big Mother...."

"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big."

'The manager tol us not to let the other side see the ball and that's what I'm doing!'

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

Modern animal communication

'The bite was great but you forgot to clutch your face and fall to the ground waving an imaginary card...'

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.

Queen Elizabeth 2. Yankees ). I told you they wouldn't think it was funny.