Outdoor Pranksters Gifts

'It's fun to scare them when they're wearing snow shoes: They run funny!'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

"Apple harvest."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Back to the Holidays

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"I think we both know who did it...."

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Children in a Nursery.

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

"It was worth a try."

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

"So there's this big Mother...."

"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big."

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

Hide and Seek

'No kidding? You don't wear anything underneath either?'

Modern animal communication

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.