Early Riser Champion Pillows

"4 a.m. and I'm raring to go to work."

"It wasn't as good as his first book, 'Eating Worms.'"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

Have you got your make up on yet?

French Early Bird

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

1,572 Performances.

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

Waking Up With Rooster.

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"It's time to wake up!"

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Sleepwalking to work.

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

Early Night Club

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

Rooster

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

"What's the occasion?"