Early Riser In Training Pillows

"Sorry I'm late again guys! My bad! Anyway, um...."

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Bird Tweet.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Have you got your make up on yet?

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

French Early Bird

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

1,572 Performances.

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

Cockerel sings the blues...

Waking Up With Rooster.

"It's time to wake up!"

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Sleepwalking to work.

Rooster

Early Night Club

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."