Early Riser Champion Mugs

"4 a.m. and I'm raring to go to work."

"It wasn't as good as his first book, 'Eating Worms.'"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Bird Tweet.

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Have you got your make up on yet?

French Early Bird

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

1,572 Performances.

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

Cockerel sings the blues...

Waking Up With Rooster.

"It's time to wake up!"

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Sleepwalking to work.

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

Early Night Club

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning