Morning Routine Innovator Pillows

“Let’s run with the masala chai this morning, but go easy with the ground ginger.”

Snortin' Coffee, Spritzin Rogaine.

"Mornings are much less stressful here since I switched to decaf with a shot of vodka."

'That was fun!'

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

French Early Bird

Alarmistclock

"Great coffee, Carole."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

So Far So Good

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Business man sees himself as a shark

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

1,572 Performances.

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

Waking Up With Rooster.

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Mom bought the wrong flakes

"It's time to wake up!"

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"