Early Riser Investigator Pillows

"I'm getting a little peckish. Hey! How dare you ignore me. I don't care if I have to go out or not, I'm waking you up at 4 a.m."

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Bird Tweet.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

Have you got your make up on yet?

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

French Early Bird

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

1,572 Performances.

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Cockerel sings the blues...

Waking Up With Rooster.

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"It's time to wake up!"

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

Sleepwalking to work.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

Rooster

Early Night Club

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"To be on the safe side, we need an independent prosecutor to check on the independent prosecutor."

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."