'Look, I can get up bright, or I can get up early - I can't do both!'
Alarm Clock Survivors Gifts
Looking for a gift for survivors of early alarms? Explore our collection of witty and thoughtful products that celebrate the resilience of those who conquer mornings. From mugs to prints, find the perfect way to say you sympathize with their wake-up struggles or to add a dash of humor to their routine. These items are ideal for anyone who considers mornings a victory and appreciates a little levity in their daily routine.
'Cock-a-doodle-do!'
"I'll get up in negative five minutes."
Alarmistclock
Broken Alarm Clock.
'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'
'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'
"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."
The Cat's Alarm Clock
Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!
"An alarm clock?! Wow... What have I done to make you hate me so much, Louise?"
Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.
Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'
'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'
Big Ben
How to Rise with the Sun
Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -
'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'
Alarm clock.
'I see, from your resume, that you have lost your last two jobs because of lateness.'
THE MOTHER OF ALL ALARM CLOCKS
Alarm
'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'
'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'
How time can get away from you.
'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'
"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"
'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'
Cactus Alarm.
'Oh, Ran-dee! Wakey-wakeys! You're doing a triple bypass on Mrs. Pacala at 8:30. Re-mem-ber? Out of bed, Mr. Lazy Bones!'
"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."
'So when this alarm goes off you come and jump on me and lick my face.'
The car alarm snooze button.
"It's Monday."
'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?'
Alarm Clock Survivors Gifts Collection
Alarm Clock Survivors Mugs
Discover our range of alarm clock survivor mugs—perfect for those who need a boost to start their day with humor and style.
Alarm Clock Survivors Pillows
Our alarm clock survivor pillows add humor and comfort—perfect for cozy mornings or for giving someone a restful start.
Alarm Clock Survivors Prints
Browse our alarm clock survivor prints—ideal for inspiring or amusing anyone who’s faced the dawn with humor.
Alarm Clock Survivors T-Shirts
Explore amusing and inspiring alarm clock survivor t-shirts—great for mornings or as a gift for early risers.