Forgetful About Relationships Pillows

'The anniversary was bad enough, but this time I forgot her NAME!'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

"I can't remember where we're going."

'You've left your laptop at the office.' - 'Why didn't you tell me before I left?' - 'Great... an extra hour of pointlessness to round off my day...' - 'You've left your power supply at the office.' - 'Right.'

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."