Forgetful About Relationships Mugs

'The anniversary was bad enough, but this time I forgot her NAME!'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

Aging Support Group

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

"I can't remember where we're going."

'You've left your laptop at the office.' - 'Why didn't you tell me before I left?' - 'Great... an extra hour of pointlessness to round off my day...' - 'You've left your power supply at the office.' - 'Right.'

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."