Forgetful Dreamer Pillows

"What did I do with what cure for absent mindedness?"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Writers' Compensation

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

"Forgotten anything?"

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

Wide-awake.

No Action Comics

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"

"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."

Wheel of Sleep Misfortune

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

"Would you like to pay with card, cash or the dim and shredded remains of my remaining dreams?"

'I can't remember for the life of me why I came upstairs.'

'Things you forgot to put on your list.'

"Honey what's our password?"