Forgetful Dreamer Pillows

"What did I do with what cure for absent mindedness?"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Writers' Compensation

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

"Forgotten anything?"

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Belated Birthday Cards

Wide-awake.

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

No Action Comics

I was awake all last night. Me, too. I'm exhausted. Ditto!! Thank heavens for work. And for today's staff meeting! It's the only place I can sleep!

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

"You'll notice it's the same list as last year. Let's try a little harder this time."

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

Wheel of Sleep Misfortune

"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

'I can't remember for the life of me why I came upstairs.'

"Would you like to pay with card, cash or the dim and shredded remains of my remaining dreams?"

'Things you forgot to put on your list.'

The teacher was in favour of comic relief... but, not in class time!'