Forgetful Romancers Pillows

"Oh shoot. That reminds me, I need to buy a valentine."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

"Gun fight at the memory lapse corral."

'Password, password - come on Memory!'

'I forgot my keys!'

'My wife says I keep forgetting her birthday, our anniversary, Valentine's Day and who's boss...'

"Forgive the informality—my secretary is on vacation."

"That reminds me...Happy valentine."

'Things you forgot to put on your list.'

"Remember your password for five bucks, mister?"

Every year at the annual 'MoveOn Swim Day', Dan really regretted having dated Grasie Wallace in high school.

'I'll check, but I'm pretty sure we don't have anybody quite that desperate right now.'

'I've forgotten what I'm driving at."

"You forgot the mayo! I swear, you would forget your head if it wasn't bolted on."

"I'm not social distancing. I just don't like you."

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

'Don't email me. I'll email you.'

'The way the light from your cell reflects on your face is very romantic.'

"Your looks are laughable, unphotographable. Happy valentine's day."

"Honey, have you seen my keys... and my nose?"

"It would be nice if we had marriage equality within our marriage."

Excuses why you forgot to buy her a Valentine's gift - $50

"What did I do with what cure for absent mindedness?"

Servant girl sneaking out to meet her lover