Forgetful Romancers Prints

"Oh shoot. That reminds me, I need to buy a valentine."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

Old Chipmunk. Now where the heck did I put those nuts?

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

"Gun fight at the memory lapse corral."

'Password, password - come on Memory!'

'I forgot my keys!'

Jeez, thanks, I'm always doing that.

'My wife says I keep forgetting her birthday, our anniversary, Valentine's Day and who's boss...'

"Forgive the informality—my secretary is on vacation."

"That reminds me...Happy valentine."

'Things you forgot to put on your list.'

'I'll check, but I'm pretty sure we don't have anybody quite that desperate right now.'

"Your looks are laughable, unphotographable. Happy valentine's day."

'The way the light from your cell reflects on your face is very romantic.'

'Don't email me. I'll email you.'

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

"Honey, have you seen my keys... and my nose?"

"I'm not social distancing. I just don't like you."

"You forgot the mayo! I swear, you would forget your head if it wasn't bolted on."

'I've forgotten what I'm driving at."

Hey. Did you forget about our meeting?

Every year at the annual 'MoveOn Swim Day', Dan really regretted having dated Grasie Wallace in high school.

"Remember your password for five bucks, mister?"

"It would be nice if we had marriage equality within our marriage."

"What did I do with what cure for absent mindedness?"

Excuses why you forgot to buy her a Valentine's gift - $50