Romantic Forget-me-not Prints

'My wife says I keep forgetting her birthday, our anniversary, Valentine's Day and who's boss...'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

"You're such a good listener."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

Venus

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'More bubbles!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"...until death do you a favor."

Love linked

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Diamond outfits

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Love Conquers All

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Paint pots in love

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Missing You.

Online Dating

Ostriches making out

"You're solemates!"

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

"Oh, how sweet of you."