Forget-me-not Prints

'It's seven-forty - surely they haven't all forgotten!' (Memory Class).

"Now I remember. A water pipe broke in the basement."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

'I've got it written down...'

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

Old Chipmunk. Now where the heck did I put those nuts?

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

Useless-memory lane

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

"My memory's terrible these days"

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

"Gun fight at the memory lapse corral."

Memory School.

"Today's special: Passwords"

'My wife says I keep forgetting her birthday, our anniversary, Valentine's Day and who's boss...'

Jeez, thanks, I'm always doing that.

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

"Damn! They keys were right under my nose all along!"

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

"Remember your password for five bucks, mister?"

"You forgot the mayo! I swear, you would forget your head if it wasn't bolted on."

'Now, where did I put it?'

"Honey, have you seen my keys... and my nose?"

Hey. Did you forget about our meeting?