Forget-me-not Gifts

'It's seven-forty - surely they haven't all forgotten!' (Memory Class).

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'I've got it written down...'

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

Useless-memory lane

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"My memory's terrible these days"

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

"Gun fight at the memory lapse corral."

Memory School.

"Today's special: Passwords"

'My wife says I keep forgetting her birthday, our anniversary, Valentine's Day and who's boss...'

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

"Damn! They keys were right under my nose all along!"

"Oh my God, we forgot to bring the animals."

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

"Honey, have you seen my keys... and my nose?"

"You forgot the mayo! I swear, you would forget your head if it wasn't bolted on."

'Now, where did I put it?'

"Remember your password for five bucks, mister?"

Excuses why you forgot to buy her a Valentine's gift - $50