Romantic Forget-me-not Mugs

'My wife says I keep forgetting her birthday, our anniversary, Valentine's Day and who's boss...'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"You're such a good listener."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Venus

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'More bubbles!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"...until death do you a favor."

Love Conquers All

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Diamond outfits

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

Love linked

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"You're solemates!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Online Dating

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

Missing You.

Ostriches making out

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"There's something I have to tell you."