Forget-me-not Champ Mugs

"I just realized we missed the Alzheimer's Walk."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'I've got it written down...'

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

Old Chipmunk. Now where the heck did I put those nuts?

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"Now I remember. A water pipe broke in the basement."

"My memory's terrible these days"

'My wife says I keep forgetting her birthday, our anniversary, Valentine's Day and who's boss...'

"School can be tricky. They give you text books that have NOTHING to do with texting!"

'How long have you had these cornflakes, Edna?'

'It's so hot you could fry an egg white on the sidewalk.'

"I often ask my husband to remind me about stuff. that way if i forget something i can blame him!"

"Oh my God, we forgot to bring the animals."

'It's seven-forty - surely they haven't all forgotten!' (Memory Class).

'Now, where did I put it?'

'Trying to think of a word for two weeks? How about 'fortnight'?'

"Stop texting. I feel like I'm talking to duck in dark glasses."

'My wife's birthday always seems to be the day after she reminds me...'

"...Well, I don't know. The sign's obscured, so I suppose it could say anything."

"Gaudeamus igitur, Juvenes dum sumus; Post jucundam juventutem, post molestam senectutem nos habebit humus."

The sounds of baseball

Memory school.

Short Term Memory Clinic - 'Shoot, what did I come in here for?'

Be sure not to leave the groceries in here overnight again.